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ayellowbirds:

That time Jesus was mistaken for Yakuza.

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"Where’d you get the five eighths of a virgin?"

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

FUCKING HELL
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kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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whineycooper:

LMFAO FUCKMMSNDSKSL

whineycooper:

LMFAO FUCKMMSNDSKSL

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